Friday, December 29, 2006
OKAY.
went to meet the people at marina.
abby, justin, joel, ele, gerald, joel's friend jj.
okay
watched death note 2
my L died! :(
okay.
went to ele's house after that.
slacked around.
played bridge.
YAY.
i love bridge.
uhh.
set up bbq while waiting for the rest of the guys.
Zzz.
the rest came at about 6 plus 7.
tsk.
drank abit.
IS REALLY ABIT LOR.
i thar the whole cup la.
but its REALLY A BIT.
LOL.
they keep saying im drunk.
sheesh.
you havent seem me drunk yet can.
HAHA.
okay.
food's not bad.
but i paid $10.
and all i ate was one chicken wing and one pork chop.
ZZish.
ALRIGHT.
z
me_________`e-leen *
5:08 PM
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
"I don't see the need of having a guy now.
Cuddles are nice, but heartbreaks aren't.
Females can give good or even better cuddles.
In any way, I'm happily single.
And I see no need to like anyone now.
I've been filtering, if any of you gets me.
Apparently it was down to none.
Tell me I'm not fussy.
I seem quite happy with my life eh.
I hope so too.
This is the irony, I'm feeling lonely."
quote from a friend's blog.
very true for me too.
GIRLfriends rock.
you girls are the best. =)
i like my life now too.
gonna keep it like that for quite a long time i expect.
ciao.
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LA~
abby.
WHEN ARE YOU FREAKING FREE?!
BEST FRIEND HERE HELLO?
you dumping your best friend issit?!
lol.
me_________`e-leen *
2:34 PM
Monday, December 25, 2006
i dont know how to stop something that has started.
and i dont think its a good idea to carry on.
URGH.
dont know what to do.
dont know what to say.
dont know what to think.
now i know what abby always says about me is true.
i'm good friend material.
and it ends there.
for me.
i think i cant move further.
feels that way for me now.
though it feels right.
but i dont like the idea.
shit.
abby i need to talk to you soon k.
i need your help.
AHHH,
what have i done?
dont wanna hurt anyone.
be it me or anyone else.
*frets*
i dont think i'm prepared.
for any of these things happening now.
i think more time,
to think,
to consider,
to look deep into my heart.
me_________`e-leen *
6:19 PM
Sunday, December 24, 2006
YAY.
i'm back from OTC.
got miss me got miss me got miss me?!?!
HAHA.
OKAY.
ALOT OF UPDATES.
but i'll summarize them.
lol.
DAY 1-
registered at sports complex.
only knew froggie and ming from my empire laa..
so lonely.
but still okay la.
mostly friendly people.
hahaha.
empire's name is DRAGOS.
remember that.
LOL.
uhhh. ice breakers...
making cheers.
lunch..
games.
weeee.
i cant rmb day one stuffs.
lol.
at night...
some crazy ppl wanted to go design school.
THURS NIGHT.
but its was like 2am so i considered it like friday morning.
lol.
didnt see much la.
cause doors were locked.
couldnt get in 6th floor or the studios.
THANK GOD.
lol.
uhh.
didnt sleep the whole night.
sat at a bench with some friends..
not all from my empire. but ya.
so funny la.
some scary stuffs too.
like investigating the 3rd tree from the right at the track.
which is rumoured to have some hauntu there or something.
DAY 2-
yay was super sleepy.
ya ya. who asked me never sleep okay okay.
had pt straight in the morning.
not much of pt like npcc pt la.
LOL.
then had alot of games and cheering as usual.
AND i started losing my voice.
lets see.
hmm.
uhh.
LOL. i cant rmb details SIO.
had the most boring nightwalk ever.
okay!!
i slept for 4 hours that night k!
i slept!!
lol abit no use. but ya!
DAY 3-
games again.
LOL.
very very wet games.
like... we jumped into the fountain pond.
HAHAHA.
TOTALLY drenched kinda wet.
but super fun.
uhh.
then we had the final clash.
super fun game too.
wahahha.
at the end of the day...
they revealed which group got overall champion.
*drum rolls*
DUH.
definitely DRAGOS.
WAHAHAH.
DRAGOS has won the war!!!.
oh ya by the 3rd day.
i totally lost my voice.
every sentence i STRUGGLED to say.
some some syllabus cannot hear.
LOL.
yeaa.
then after camp.
its off to the traditional aftercamp grouping at CPF building.
lol..
like just buy macs.
sit there.
slack.
HAHA okay should have gone for prata outside school instead.
DIAO..
went home at like 3 plus am.
WOOHOO.
end of camp.
LALALA. now... waiting for dsc OTC.
LOL.
yay camp rocks.
okay endin off here.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!
=)
me_________`e-leen *
4:03 PM
Saturday, December 16, 2006
*WARNING. LONG POST*
i'm bored maaaaaa =D
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heard about the jc guy who suicided just cause his *ahem* too small.
imagine a suicide note from him to his mom.
probably goes like this:
dear mum,
i know i have been a source of disgrace to the family since the day i was born.
i often hear granny bitch about how the doctors and nurses took one look at my penis when i was just born,
and almost died laughing.
i still remember the way the boys in school cornered me and took turns to point and laugh at my teeny weeny penis.
it is also a bane to me as i have a problem peeing.
dear mum, imagine having to pee thru a pencil like penis.
the process is slow and torturing.
And you know what's the worst thing about having a pencil-thin dick?
The sex. And I'm not just talking about making my girlfriend happy.
Wait. In fact I DID.
Just the other night,we were about to.... you know... get it on... fuck and stuff.
And guess what happened?
When she saw my penis,she laughed so damn hard that she rolled off the bed and hit her head on the floor.
That's just great isn't it.
Of course, now she's a retard from that head-banging incident which,
by the way,was the only banging that went on that night.
dear mum, remember the time you brought me to that bogus chinese physician.
we didnt know better and after consuming, i couldn't pee for three straight days.
there was pee running out of my ears and nose.
It sucks too when i'm over at my friends place watching porn, we all start to erect.
they get big big bumps and mine looks like a freaking chopstick.
its damn embarassing mum, it is.
it is apparent that i have no reason to live on.
i would like to apologise for absence of me and my teeny weeny penis for the rest of your life.
i would also like to show my appreciation for what you did the last time you brought me to the medical check up.
i know mum, i know. you bribed the doctor didnt you?
i just know it!
you paid out of my piggy bank, to make him tell me that the size of my penis was just fine.
it didnt work mom, it didnt work.
when you went to pay at the counter, i went back to the doctor's to retreive the wallet i left there.
then i heard the doctor laughing to his nurse at the size of my dick.
mom, i was so heartbroken.
do you understand why i misplaced that wallet now?
oh mom, i really have to go now.
pls do not mourn for me, or my penis.
and please take care of my retarded girlfriend for me.
after all, it is because of my teeny weeny penis that she has come to this state.
so there,gtg.
love from,
me and my absurdly small penis.
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good''
and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?''
But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,''
and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?''
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted,
''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
ps: sorry no offense to christian friends
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church
and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing,
decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction,
the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
and this time it won.
The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey.
The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey,
lead it to the plains, and let it go.
Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
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FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.
its from my friend's blog. real funny. gahh.
i'm bored. what to do?
lalala.
i wish i am rich leh.
like FILTHY RICH.
buaahha.
then i'll live in some big big house.
nice nice interior.
decorated my WAY. my STYLE.
WHAT?
i'm in interior architecture aint i?
=D
and i will have BUTLERS
waaa.
1st rich ass to have butlers HOR.
must be handsome one.
hold auditions for my butlers and servants.
only shuai ges allow.
no pretty girls.
they steal my attention.
LOL.
I SHALL WEAR ONLY DESIGNER GOODS.
no la jk.
not all designer stuffs nice leh.
buahahaha.
my porch...
shall park my....
LAMBORGHINI.
WAHAHAHA.
i shall have 3.
why cause 3 my favourite no.
okay random.
one black. one blue. one yellow/white.
WAY COOL.
=D
then i have all the boys fawning over me.
cause i'mfuckingfreaking rich.
BUAHAHAHA.
people will KISS the ground i walk.
chey.
machiam queen.
when i walk my bodyguards will throw ROSE PETALS.
HAHAAHAH.
okay i think too much.
=D
one lamborghini in my entire life can already..
HA HA HA.
me_________`e-leen *
2:53 PM
weeee.
kay.
went vivo to meet shirley.
walked abit.
shirley ate subway while waiting for darryl.
lalala~
darryl came.
they went outside to smoke while waiting for xinyi.
lalala~
xinyi came.
went to bus station at harbour to meet misso, darryl's gf.
took 65 down to heeren.
lalala~
job interview
still considering to work or not.
kinda lazy
lalala~
went cine, ate pasta.
went down to pasir ris park.
fisherman.
The Blue Hut.
lalala.
cheryl's surprise birthday celebration.
hoho.
quite fun la.
wahaha.
updates pics next time.
not with me now.
=) ciaos
random picture of the day:
when i had long hair. =)
me_________`e-leen *
2:55 AM
Thursday, December 14, 2006
wooohoo.
woke up at 9 plus.
went to meet cousins at tampines mrt station.
we were going for a movie and sakae sushi.
so its me, yan [sis], older sis, ben [bro], huiling, lianghao, junming, jingying, sarah, shawn.
went to cineleisure.
jonathan and felicia were late.. so we bought tickets 1st.
watching Happy Feet.
again for me la.
but its nice so i dont mind.
hahahah.
went to heeren for sakae sushi after that.
gosh.
we ate close to 100 plates!!
HAHAHA.
full to the max.
oh we went for the buffet.
ya. haha way cool.
went home after that.
on the way i was feeling quite unwell alr.
like REALLY REALLY tired.
standing only makes me tired.
when i was walking from mrt station to the bus interchange,
suddenly my eyes... like kinda blackout.
could only see partially.
my hearing was muffled also.
and... through past experiences..
i knew i was gonna faint any moment soon...
sat down at small macs to rest awhile.
omg.
this is the 2nd fainting spell i had.
URGH.
whats happening la?!
my sight was normal.
then it became like that.
all i could see was like. the eye level area.
other than that.. everything else was black. and blur.
gosh.
me_________`e-leen *
10:01 PM
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
went for some temple thingy on tue with my mom and my sis.
mom says next year not good year for snakes. [zodiac]
hmm.
went bugis shopping after that. =)
bought some stuffs.
jeans/tops/bag.
wahahahas.
shiokness.
wed-
went for design camp briefting early in the morning.
weeee.
decided to try out for Head of Programme commitee.
either that or Head of Gl.
but i think the guys wont give me a easy time.
lol.
head of programme better la huh.
hur.
lalala.
holidays nothing much to blog.
bahh.
me_________`e-leen *
2:08 PM
Monday, December 11, 2006
weeee~
movie marathon day.
xinyi, boon seng, chuan yuan, moses came over my house today.
watched a couple of vcds
hahaha.
rather fun la.
went for dinner at tampines mall with moses's gf too.
then all went home.
lalala.
thats all.
HAHA.
my eyes quite painful.
urgh.
random pic of the day.
me and may. =) my EN REN.
me_________`e-leen *
10:23 PM
Sunday, December 10, 2006
woohoo.
went down to cine today.
xinyi and jinyi.
zz
lime sonic bang.
black maria rocks. =)
by Ronin.
weeee.
i'm tired.
z.
have been going out alot sia we.
hahaha.
me_________`e-leen *
12:14 AM
Saturday, December 09, 2006
okayyyy.
my cough's REALLY REALLY bad.
thanks to those 2nd hand smoke.
gosh.
TCHHE. <-- my sound. dont know whats that?
ask me when you see me.
live demo. =)
more or less when i'm disgusted with something.
HAHA. flu's better though.
YI DU GONG DU [fight poison with poison]
i ate curry noodles!! buahaha.
i'm crazy [yes thanks].
anyway. i feel like BLADING.
woohooo.
been long since i've bladed leh.
HAHAH.
last SEC 4.
omg.
thats long.
alright gonna go blading next week.
sentosaaaaa.
bikini, shorts and blades.
SEXAYE.
HAHAHAHAHA.
i'm bored and i have nothing to do.
lalala.
blogging rocks.
takes off boredom.
wahaha.
if only its like friendster.
then i can know who viewed my blog.
LOL.
picture of the day:
xinyi, abby, me
in mac shop at cineleisure.
cam whoring.
WAHAHAHA.
anyway.
shirley says i didnt credit her for putting me on guestlist for mos.
NAH.
MUACKS.
thank you kiss.
HAHA.
me_________`e-leen *
12:40 AM
Thursday, December 07, 2006
tue-
MOS PARTY.
yea.
1st time in MOS.
2nd time clubbing.
haha i feel like some sua ku.
partying with friends.
xinyi, maureen, limjian, moses, xiao jia, shaun, chuan yuan, boon seng.
uhh. did i miss anyone out?
haha was OKAY only la.
music wasnt like GREAT.
alright i supposed.
z.
dont know what to blog.
hahaha.
hello singlehood.
singlehood's goood.
lol.
what am i saying siaaaa.
HAHA.
OKAYE.
wed-
ikea with ljn and xinyi.
then town to meet boon and jeremy
NEOS.
lol.
lalala.
i'm bored.
and sick.
slight fever last night. 37.9.
now better 37.0.
but my flu and cough is DAMN BAD.
like i drank soup.
and its tasteless.
OMG.
sick sick sick.
urgh.
alright.
i'm lazy to blog.
i dont know what to say.
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HURT
but its over baby.
me_________`e-leen *
2:09 PM
Sunday, December 03, 2006
okay.
i checked out the 7th floor.
but didnt went up.
lol. didnt dare to go up alone.
shall find someone to go up with me next time.
HAHA.
sat-
went to meet weibin.
treated me pasta mania =)
yay.
i missed country baked pasta.
HAHA. went cine for it.
then walked around town.
went to citilink to find lucas and the riders.
chill away at citi link.
the dancers there are good man.
tsk.
went for dinner at bk.
then the riders went back to citilink to ride,
while me and wb stayed to chat.
lol.
he should join PID.
told me about his Dnt ideas last time.
amazing man.
but think he wanna go laselle.
hahahaa.
sun-
yay.
bloody sundays.
i hate sundays.
bored bored sundays.
ideas from different friends to pass time.
1) go youtube watch bleah
2)porn.
3) watch tv
4) sleep.
LOL. sorry no 2's out man.
read some comics instead.
yawn.
bored sundays.
i make a mental note.
that if i DO get a job.
sundays please.
plus normally weekends pay abit higher.
shiok.
higher pay plus something to do.
ya ha.
yawn.
i miss school.
lol.
tmr results' out for TPSU.
yawn.
wondered if i'm in.
zzz.
lazy to go school check leh.
and dont really feel like going school alone.
feels quite dumb.
gosh.
holidays just started and i'm wishing its over.
LOL.
thats funny.
okay yah i'm bored thus i'm blogging.
anything i dont really have anything to blog about.
WEEEE.
lemme post some pictures then.
its been long since i posted pics anyway.
me_________`e-leen *
9:01 PM
Friday, December 01, 2006
supposed to go tanning today.
but morning was raining.
until about afternoon.
sun came out.
REALLY BRIGHT and SUNNY.
wth.
by then its too late to go sentosa la.
urgh.
met shirley, darryl, benji and tristan [i think thats his name luh]
at tp's bus stop.
went to school for cs.
HAHA.
uhh. cs was rather alright la.
i made jeremy angry.
=(
cause they put password again and never tell us what it is.
AGAIN.
2nd time.
so i got angry and msged jeremy.
but wasnt scolding him all the "fuck", "knn" etc.
those were just, anger stuffs.
yanno what i mean?
ya.
and he dont wanna talk to me
i got so sad.
boohoo.
but now everything's fine.
i think.
uhhh ya.
tmr cs session again.
ahh i'm supposed to go check out the "7th floor"
tmr tmr.
must rmb.
lol.
me_________`e-leen *
12:27 AM
OKAY.
went to meet the people at marina.
abby, justin, joel, ele, gerald, joel's friend jj.
okay
watched death note 2
my L died! :(
okay.
went to ele's house after that.
slacked around.
played bridge.
YAY.
i love bridge.
uhh.
set up bbq while waiting for the rest of the guys.
Zzz.
the rest came at about 6 plus 7.
tsk.
drank abit.
IS REALLY ABIT LOR.
i thar the whole cup la.
but its REALLY A BIT.
LOL.
they keep saying im drunk.
sheesh.
you havent seem me drunk yet can.
HAHA.
okay.
food's not bad.
but i paid $10.
and all i ate was one chicken wing and one pork chop.
ZZish.
ALRIGHT.
z
me_________`e-leen *
5:08 PM
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
"I don't see the need of having a guy now.
Cuddles are nice, but heartbreaks aren't.
Females can give good or even better cuddles.
In any way, I'm happily single.
And I see no need to like anyone now.
I've been filtering, if any of you gets me.
Apparently it was down to none.
Tell me I'm not fussy.
I seem quite happy with my life eh.
I hope so too.
This is the irony, I'm feeling lonely."
quote from a friend's blog.
very true for me too.
GIRLfriends rock.
you girls are the best. =)
i like my life now too.
gonna keep it like that for quite a long time i expect.
ciao.
--------------------------------------------------------------
LA~
abby.
WHEN ARE YOU FREAKING FREE?!
BEST FRIEND HERE HELLO?
you dumping your best friend issit?!
lol.
me_________`e-leen *
2:34 PM
Monday, December 25, 2006
i dont know how to stop something that has started.
and i dont think its a good idea to carry on.
URGH.
dont know what to do.
dont know what to say.
dont know what to think.
now i know what abby always says about me is true.
i'm good friend material.
and it ends there.
for me.
i think i cant move further.
feels that way for me now.
though it feels right.
but i dont like the idea.
shit.
abby i need to talk to you soon k.
i need your help.
AHHH,
what have i done?
dont wanna hurt anyone.
be it me or anyone else.
*frets*
i dont think i'm prepared.
for any of these things happening now.
i think more time,
to think,
to consider,
to look deep into my heart.
me_________`e-leen *
6:19 PM
Sunday, December 24, 2006
YAY.
i'm back from OTC.
got miss me got miss me got miss me?!?!
HAHA.
OKAY.
ALOT OF UPDATES.
but i'll summarize them.
lol.
DAY 1-
registered at sports complex.
only knew froggie and ming from my empire laa..
so lonely.
but still okay la.
mostly friendly people.
hahaha.
empire's name is DRAGOS.
remember that.
LOL.
uhhh. ice breakers...
making cheers.
lunch..
games.
weeee.
i cant rmb day one stuffs.
lol.
at night...
some crazy ppl wanted to go design school.
THURS NIGHT.
but its was like 2am so i considered it like friday morning.
lol.
didnt see much la.
cause doors were locked.
couldnt get in 6th floor or the studios.
THANK GOD.
lol.
uhh.
didnt sleep the whole night.
sat at a bench with some friends..
not all from my empire. but ya.
so funny la.
some scary stuffs too.
like investigating the 3rd tree from the right at the track.
which is rumoured to have some hauntu there or something.
DAY 2-
yay was super sleepy.
ya ya. who asked me never sleep okay okay.
had pt straight in the morning.
not much of pt like npcc pt la.
LOL.
then had alot of games and cheering as usual.
AND i started losing my voice.
lets see.
hmm.
uhh.
LOL. i cant rmb details SIO.
had the most boring nightwalk ever.
okay!!
i slept for 4 hours that night k!
i slept!!
lol abit no use. but ya!
DAY 3-
games again.
LOL.
very very wet games.
like... we jumped into the fountain pond.
HAHAHA.
TOTALLY drenched kinda wet.
but super fun.
uhh.
then we had the final clash.
super fun game too.
wahahha.
at the end of the day...
they revealed which group got overall champion.
*drum rolls*
DUH.
definitely DRAGOS.
WAHAHAH.
DRAGOS has won the war!!!.
oh ya by the 3rd day.
i totally lost my voice.
every sentence i STRUGGLED to say.
some some syllabus cannot hear.
LOL.
yeaa.
then after camp.
its off to the traditional aftercamp grouping at CPF building.
lol..
like just buy macs.
sit there.
slack.
HAHA okay should have gone for prata outside school instead.
DIAO..
went home at like 3 plus am.
WOOHOO.
end of camp.
LALALA. now... waiting for dsc OTC.
LOL.
yay camp rocks.
okay endin off here.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!
=)
me_________`e-leen *
4:03 PM
Saturday, December 16, 2006
*WARNING. LONG POST*
i'm bored maaaaaa =D
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heard about the jc guy who suicided just cause his *ahem* too small.
imagine a suicide note from him to his mom.
probably goes like this:
dear mum,
i know i have been a source of disgrace to the family since the day i was born.
i often hear granny bitch about how the doctors and nurses took one look at my penis when i was just born,
and almost died laughing.
i still remember the way the boys in school cornered me and took turns to point and laugh at my teeny weeny penis.
it is also a bane to me as i have a problem peeing.
dear mum, imagine having to pee thru a pencil like penis.
the process is slow and torturing.
And you know what's the worst thing about having a pencil-thin dick?
The sex. And I'm not just talking about making my girlfriend happy.
Wait. In fact I DID.
Just the other night,we were about to.... you know... get it on... fuck and stuff.
And guess what happened?
When she saw my penis,she laughed so damn hard that she rolled off the bed and hit her head on the floor.
That's just great isn't it.
Of course, now she's a retard from that head-banging incident which,
by the way,was the only banging that went on that night.
dear mum, remember the time you brought me to that bogus chinese physician.
we didnt know better and after consuming, i couldn't pee for three straight days.
there was pee running out of my ears and nose.
It sucks too when i'm over at my friends place watching porn, we all start to erect.
they get big big bumps and mine looks like a freaking chopstick.
its damn embarassing mum, it is.
it is apparent that i have no reason to live on.
i would like to apologise for absence of me and my teeny weeny penis for the rest of your life.
i would also like to show my appreciation for what you did the last time you brought me to the medical check up.
i know mum, i know. you bribed the doctor didnt you?
i just know it!
you paid out of my piggy bank, to make him tell me that the size of my penis was just fine.
it didnt work mom, it didnt work.
when you went to pay at the counter, i went back to the doctor's to retreive the wallet i left there.
then i heard the doctor laughing to his nurse at the size of my dick.
mom, i was so heartbroken.
do you understand why i misplaced that wallet now?
oh mom, i really have to go now.
pls do not mourn for me, or my penis.
and please take care of my retarded girlfriend for me.
after all, it is because of my teeny weeny penis that she has come to this state.
so there,gtg.
love from,
me and my absurdly small penis.
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping,
''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good''
and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?''
But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,''
and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?''
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted,
''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
ps: sorry no offense to christian friends
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church
and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing,
decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction,
the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
and this time it won.
The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey.
The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey,
lead it to the plains, and let it go.
Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
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FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.
its from my friend's blog. real funny. gahh.
i'm bored. what to do?
lalala.
i wish i am rich leh.
like FILTHY RICH.
buaahha.
then i'll live in some big big house.
nice nice interior.
decorated my WAY. my STYLE.
WHAT?
i'm in interior architecture aint i?
=D
and i will have BUTLERS
waaa.
1st rich ass to have butlers HOR.
must be handsome one.
hold auditions for my butlers and servants.
only shuai ges allow.
no pretty girls.
they steal my attention.
LOL.
I SHALL WEAR ONLY DESIGNER GOODS.
no la jk.
not all designer stuffs nice leh.
buahahaha.
my porch...
shall park my....
LAMBORGHINI.
WAHAHAHA.
i shall have 3.
why cause 3 my favourite no.
okay random.
one black. one blue. one yellow/white.
WAY COOL.
=D
then i have all the boys fawning over me.
cause i'm
BUAHAHAHA.
people will KISS the ground i walk.
chey.
machiam queen.
when i walk my bodyguards will throw ROSE PETALS.
HAHAAHAH.
okay i think too much.
=D
one lamborghini in my entire life can already..
HA HA HA.
me_________`e-leen *
2:53 PM
weeee.
kay.
went vivo to meet shirley.
walked abit.
shirley ate subway while waiting for darryl.
lalala~
darryl came.
they went outside to smoke while waiting for xinyi.
lalala~
xinyi came.
went to bus station at harbour to meet misso, darryl's gf.
took 65 down to heeren.
lalala~
job interview
still considering to work or not.
kinda lazy
lalala~
went cine, ate pasta.
went down to pasir ris park.
fisherman.
The Blue Hut.
lalala.
cheryl's surprise birthday celebration.
hoho.
quite fun la.
wahaha.
updates pics next time.
not with me now.
=) ciaos
random picture of the day:
when i had long hair. =)
me_________`e-leen *
2:55 AM
Thursday, December 14, 2006
wooohoo.
woke up at 9 plus.
went to meet cousins at tampines mrt station.
we were going for a movie and sakae sushi.
so its me, yan [sis], older sis, ben [bro], huiling, lianghao, junming, jingying, sarah, shawn.
went to cineleisure.
jonathan and felicia were late.. so we bought tickets 1st.
watching Happy Feet.
again for me la.
but its nice so i dont mind.
hahahah.
went to heeren for sakae sushi after that.
gosh.
we ate close to 100 plates!!
HAHAHA.
full to the max.
oh we went for the buffet.
ya. haha way cool.
went home after that.
on the way i was feeling quite unwell alr.
like REALLY REALLY tired.
standing only makes me tired.
when i was walking from mrt station to the bus interchange,
suddenly my eyes... like kinda blackout.
could only see partially.
my hearing was muffled also.
and... through past experiences..
i knew i was gonna faint any moment soon...
sat down at small macs to rest awhile.
omg.
this is the 2nd fainting spell i had.
URGH.
whats happening la?!
my sight was normal.
then it became like that.
all i could see was like. the eye level area.
other than that.. everything else was black. and blur.
gosh.
me_________`e-leen *
10:01 PM
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
went for some temple thingy on tue with my mom and my sis.
mom says next year not good year for snakes. [zodiac]
hmm.
went bugis shopping after that. =)
bought some stuffs.
jeans/tops/bag.
wahahahas.
shiokness.
wed-
went for design camp briefting early in the morning.
weeee.
decided to try out for Head of Programme commitee.
either that or Head of Gl.
but i think the guys wont give me a easy time.
lol.
head of programme better la huh.
hur.
lalala.
holidays nothing much to blog.
bahh.
me_________`e-leen *
2:08 PM
Monday, December 11, 2006
weeee~
movie marathon day.
xinyi, boon seng, chuan yuan, moses came over my house today.
watched a couple of vcds
hahaha.
rather fun la.
went for dinner at tampines mall with moses's gf too.
then all went home.
lalala.
thats all.
HAHA.
my eyes quite painful.
urgh.
random pic of the day.
me and may. =) my EN REN.
me_________`e-leen *
10:23 PM
Sunday, December 10, 2006
woohoo.
went down to cine today.
xinyi and jinyi.
zz
lime sonic bang.
black maria rocks. =)
by Ronin.
weeee.
i'm tired.
z.
have been going out alot sia we.
hahaha.
me_________`e-leen *
12:14 AM
Saturday, December 09, 2006
okayyyy.
my cough's REALLY REALLY bad.
thanks to those 2nd hand smoke.
gosh.
TCHHE. <-- my sound. dont know whats that?
ask me when you see me.
live demo. =)
more or less when i'm disgusted with something.
HAHA. flu's better though.
YI DU GONG DU [fight poison with poison]
i ate curry noodles!! buahaha.
i'm crazy [yes thanks].
anyway. i feel like BLADING.
woohooo.
been long since i've bladed leh.
HAHAH.
last SEC 4.
omg.
thats long.
alright gonna go blading next week.
sentosaaaaa.
bikini, shorts and blades.
SEXAYE.
HAHAHAHAHA.
i'm bored and i have nothing to do.
lalala.
blogging rocks.
takes off boredom.
wahaha.
if only its like friendster.
then i can know who viewed my blog.
LOL.
picture of the day:
xinyi, abby, me
in mac shop at cineleisure.
cam whoring.
WAHAHAHA.
anyway.
shirley says i didnt credit her for putting me on guestlist for mos.
NAH.
MUACKS.
thank you kiss.
HAHA.
me_________`e-leen *
12:40 AM
Thursday, December 07, 2006
tue-
MOS PARTY.
yea.
1st time in MOS.
2nd time clubbing.
haha i feel like some sua ku.
partying with friends.
xinyi, maureen, limjian, moses, xiao jia, shaun, chuan yuan, boon seng.
uhh. did i miss anyone out?
haha was OKAY only la.
music wasnt like GREAT.
alright i supposed.
z.
dont know what to blog.
hahaha.
hello singlehood.
singlehood's goood.
lol.
what am i saying siaaaa.
HAHA.
OKAYE.
wed-
ikea with ljn and xinyi.
then town to meet boon and jeremy
NEOS.
lol.
lalala.
i'm bored.
and sick.
slight fever last night. 37.9.
now better 37.0.
but my flu and cough is DAMN BAD.
like i drank soup.
and its tasteless.
OMG.
sick sick sick.
urgh.
alright.
i'm lazy to blog.
i dont know what to say.
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HURT
but its over baby.
me_________`e-leen *
2:09 PM
Sunday, December 03, 2006
okay.
i checked out the 7th floor.
but didnt went up.
lol. didnt dare to go up alone.
shall find someone to go up with me next time.
HAHA.
sat-
went to meet weibin.
treated me pasta mania =)
yay.
i missed country baked pasta.
HAHA. went cine for it.
then walked around town.
went to citilink to find lucas and the riders.
chill away at citi link.
the dancers there are good man.
tsk.
went for dinner at bk.
then the riders went back to citilink to ride,
while me and wb stayed to chat.
lol.
he should join PID.
told me about his Dnt ideas last time.
amazing man.
but think he wanna go laselle.
hahahaa.
sun-
yay.
bloody sundays.
i hate sundays.
bored bored sundays.
ideas from different friends to pass time.
1) go youtube watch bleah
2)
3) watch tv
4) sleep.
LOL. sorry no 2's out man.
read some comics instead.
yawn.
bored sundays.
i make a mental note.
that if i DO get a job.
sundays please.
plus normally weekends pay abit higher.
shiok.
higher pay plus something to do.
ya ha.
yawn.
i miss school.
lol.
tmr results' out for TPSU.
yawn.
wondered if i'm in.
zzz.
lazy to go school check leh.
and dont really feel like going school alone.
feels quite dumb.
gosh.
holidays just started and i'm wishing its over.
LOL.
thats funny.
okay yah i'm bored thus i'm blogging.
anything i dont really have anything to blog about.
WEEEE.
lemme post some pictures then.
its been long since i posted pics anyway.
i miss this place.
HAHA.
492.
prom night. with abby and grace =)
okay thats it.
WOOOH.
some guy from TPSU called me and asked for my shirt size. does this means im in?
BLOGSKIN CHANGES.
did it myself kay.
HAHA. tired. zzz.
me_________`e-leen *
9:01 PM
Friday, December 01, 2006
supposed to go tanning today.
but morning was raining.
until about afternoon.
sun came out.
REALLY BRIGHT and SUNNY.
wth.
by then its too late to go sentosa la.
urgh.
met shirley, darryl, benji and tristan [i think thats his name luh]
at tp's bus stop.
went to school for cs.
HAHA.
uhh. cs was rather alright la.
i made jeremy angry.
=(
cause they put password again and never tell us what it is.
AGAIN.
2nd time.
so i got angry and msged jeremy.
but wasnt scolding him all the "fuck", "knn" etc.
those were just, anger stuffs.
yanno what i mean?
ya.
and he dont wanna talk to me
i got so sad.
boohoo.
but now everything's fine.
i think.
uhhh ya.
tmr cs session again.
ahh i'm supposed to go check out the "7th floor"
tmr tmr.
must rmb.
lol.
me_________`e-leen *
12:27 AM